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VALENTINE MARTINIS BOOK
LOVE POTION LIBATIONS FOR LOVERS & CHOCOLATE DESSERTS!
VALENTINE MARTINIS BOOK
LOVE POTION LIBATIONS FOR LOVERS & CHOCOLATE DESSERTS!
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I'm Not Your
BOOTY CALL MARTINI
Are you cheaper than a hooker? Think about it.
Ingredients: Gin, Strawberry Liqueur, Strawberry
If your doorbell rings past eleven o’clock, turn out your lights, grab your batteries, gin, ice and your martini pitcher because, honey, he ain’t knockin’ that late at night to take you out to dinner and a movie. You’re better than being some man’s booty call so resist that urge to open the door with this cold martini and the knowledge that he’s probably way too drunk to satisfy you.. . . and he always wakes up with bad breath!
If that's not enough for you to keep that door shut then you need to watch this telling video by comic Mark Eddie:
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