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THE DIVORCE MARTINI
Because there is such a thing as male menopause!
Ingredients: Vodka, Blackberry Brandy, Cranberry Juice, Champagne, Lime, Sugar
He took your home
and all your money
and gave it to
his younger honey.
He bought a car
he thought was slick
to hide the fact
his belly got thick.
He told you forever
but it didn't last
So drink a martini
and dump his ass.
Then say a prayer
to the gods above
and get yourself
A younger love!
Poem ©2010 by TheMartiniDiva.Com.
All Rights Reserved.
"Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
That's right, you tell him - HIT THE ROAD, JACK!
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