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VALENTINE MARTINIS BOOK
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VALENTINE MARTINIS BOOK
LOVE POTION LIBATIONS FOR LOVERS & CHOCOLATE DESSERTS!
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I've Kissed
TOO MANY FROGS MARTINI
Missing: One Prince, Minus Warts.
Ingredients: Lemon Vodka, Grand Marnier, Ruby Red Grapefruit Juice, Lime Juice,Grenadine, Lime Twist
There’s something nefarious about those bedtime stories where the princess kisses a frog and he turns into a prince. I think it’s a scheme to get women to believe that there’s always a prince lurking in every man. This is a total crock, of course - maybe there's a frog dwelling in every Prince?
Froggy is not going to magically turn charming and handsome if he’s always been slimy and obnoxious and he’s not going to suddenly become gentle and loving if his previous behavior was to selfishly hog the whole lily pad while stubbornly refusing to share the fly catching remote.
I don’t care how many times you kiss them, some men are never going to turn into a prince. That frog you’re spending time with is likely to remain the frog you’re wasting time with while the real prince of a guy is snagged by someone not quite as caught up in the fantasy.
It’s time to take stock of your frog-to-man-to-prince ratio and rethink this whole fairy tale. Unless, of course, you have a fondness for warts. . . and Fractured Fairy Tales.
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