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VALENTINE MARTINIS BOOK
LOVE POTION LIBATIONS FOR LOVERS & CHOCOLATE DESSERTS!
VALENTINE MARTINIS BOOK
LOVE POTION LIBATIONS FOR LOVERS & CHOCOLATE DESSERTS!
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That Tramp Stole My Man TARTINI
You wear Balenciaga, She wears Fredericks of Hollywood.
She wins.
Ingredients: Raspberry Vodka, Chambord, Cranberry Juice, Lime Juice, Sweet Tarts Candy
YOU: Classy, Intelligent, B Cup, Haute Couture
HER: Trashy, Boisterous, D Cup, Ho in Hot Pants
HIM: Dating Her.
Honey, you just can't win when you're up against the obvious, at least not in the short term. Most men are drawn to floozies who look like they earn their living on the street - it's hard wired into their testosterone.
Sure, you can fight fire with fire and go a little tarty yourself, but, trust me, there is always some woman out there who's willing to go a little further and wear a little less. It's a losing proposition unless you're willing to end up practically naked.
Your best bet is to let this loser go, fix yourself a Tartini and wait for the man who, though he might still look (remember, he can't help it - it's biology) prefers a partner with more qualifications than a D Cup and exposed skin.
Enjoy your martini and remember that the best revenge is ending up with the best man!
The Tartini made it's first appearance on "They Shoot Single People, Don't They?", Episode 4 of Season 2 on Sex and the City.
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