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THE WHITE TRASH LEMON DROP MARTINI
The poor man's lemon drop
Ingredients: Vodka, Frozen Lemonade
Do you have your old sofa on the porch outside? Is your last car still sitting in your driveway - up on cement blocks? Can you read the daily news on your curtains?
Then this might be the cocktail for you: The WHITE TRASH LEMON DROP MARTINI - a mouthful of moonshine mayhem in a mason jar on stilts! Yee-Haw!
Even the banjo playing kid on that porch in Deliverance could shake this martini up - it's simply vodka and lemonade concentrate garnished with a dash of hee-haw.
I dedicate this martini to a friend who found herself delightfully alone in her home, no man, no kids and no one bugging her. She had a day of "me time" bliss and wanted to celebrate with an hour of chillin' and a martini.
Sadly, she had been eaten and drunk out of house and home by the above mentioned man and kids - her larder boasted only an almost empty bottle of plain vodka and a can of frozen lemonade. When I called her she was happily sipping what she called her "White Trash Lemon Drop" martini - I immediately pictured a mason jar drinking glass on a martini stem - I cracked up and promptly told her I was stealing the name!
Yes, I do have a recipe for a more sophisticated Lemon Drop Martini. I'm not a heathen!
I think I'm going to have to do a series of redneck - hillbilly martinis now. . . anyone know where I can get my hands on some moonshine or Everclear??
Now, go sit on yer porch and watch for black gold geysers and hope yer meal has been freshly hit by a truck.
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Ask your guests to dress up like characters out of Beverly Hillbillies, The Dukes of Hazzard or L'il Abner, snag some possum for your canapes and git to hoedownin' with yer close relatives and friends. Know anyone with a banjo and a fiddle?
If you like this martini you might also like my other LEMON MARTINIS:
Lemon Aid Martini
Dolce Vita Martini
Lemon Chiffon Pie Martini
Lemon Basil Martini
Lemon Cosmopolitan Martini
Lemon Drop Martini
Lemon Grapefruit Martini
Lemon Meringue Pie Martini
Lemoncello Martini - Recipe for Lemoncello
OR MY OTHER JOKE MARTINIS
